me: bb ur hands r so cold
gf: THAT BECAUSE I AM SNOW
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast
mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language
I got four extra credit points for this.