me nd my snowman girlfriend

urtube:

me: bb ur hands r so cold

gf: THAT BECAUSE I AM SNOW

18 minutes ago with 610 notes — via spankmehardbarry, org urtube



unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

38 minutes ago with 81961 notes — via spankmehardbarry, org unlawfully



58 minutes ago with 50986 notes — via spankmehardbarry, org cheaptime



13 hours ago with 82322 notes — via laugh-addict, org ruinedchildhood



13 hours ago with 12235 notes — via spankmehardbarry, org windowsmillenniumedition



14 hours ago with 51545 notes — via lolsofunny, org tyrone-pines



tastefullyoffensive:

[timetrabble]

tastefullyoffensive:

[timetrabble]

14 hours ago with 28034 notes — via tastefullyoffensive, org timetrabble



sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

14 hours ago with 370512 notes — via laugh-addict, org picapixels



bigbootybitch420:

bueno:

is this breaking bad

jesse looks so young in the first season aw

15 hours ago with 205628 notes — via spankmehardbarry, org thehuglife



scrubsfordummies:

punchy-larue:

what was this show

a miracle 

15 hours ago with 140522 notes — via laugh-addict, org punchy-larue



15 hours ago with 310515 notes — via spankmehardbarry, org this-episode



guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

image

image

16 hours ago with 103068 notes — via spankmehardbarry, org guy



16 hours ago with 4729 notes — via suggestfandoms, org derekhaie



dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

16 hours ago with 60974 notes — via spankmehardbarry, org dovvnload



you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

17 hours ago with 84148 notes — via lolsofunny, org you-wish-you-had-this-url